Today when I went out to the elevator, the runner from our legal counsel was standing at the elevator talking on his cell phone for all the world to hear. He was complaining about his lack of promotion and he was tired of being looked down upon. HELLO! If you would groom better, get rid of those beads around your neck and act like you have a clue, you might get promoted... to maybe assistant head runner.

On my way home from work, I looked to the car at my right. The driver was this 60ish looking woman with a lot of gold charm bracelets....and big, and I mean biiiiggggg, dyed black hair. When she drove up, I noticed she was in a Cadillac, an old lady Cadillac. Like I said yesterday. I think I attract these people.