Today, when I got to work, what do you think Queenie had on her desk? A HUGE bottle of Pepto Bismol! Yeah, tell the world that you have digestive problems. She told me that she woke up with a stomach ache. Coworker said that she kept rubbing her stomach area. When I went up to the breakroom at lunch, I noticed that she had a big plate of food. On that plate, I saw some chicken fingers. One of the last things I would want to eat when I had stomach troubles would be chicken fingers.
Is anyone out there? I haven't had a comment in days. I'm beginning to get a complex.